colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

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(Source: blowupbarbie)

Don’t ask her to moan. Make her.
(via guy)

(Source: ucanjudge)


(Source: stonerclone)


murderwhitepeople:

People asking babies to undertake adult workloads is one of my favourite things

(Source: bro-tard)

ebrodevo:

INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE who are simultaneously GIANT DORKS are my ULTIMATE WEAKNESS

princess-kayjay:

I just had a straight guy tell me “Gah I love lesbians” and before I could even say anything, he added, “because, ya know, they like the same thing I do and sometimes it’s nice to get advice from a girl instead of guys who think making love is just repeatedly putting your dick in something, ya know?” And I have never been more proud of the human race.


tumblingrandomly:

bloodyshae:

moarrrmagazine:

Oooops! Do you know what your kids are reading?
Inappropriate Books For Kids That Actually Exist

Omfg laughed so hard

What the fuck?!

What I owe my mother, I’ll never be able to repay

(Source: elevenninetwo)


(Source: fifthharmony)

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